Wife Quotes

As for his secret to staying married: “My wife tells me that if I ever
decide to leave, she is coming with me.”

Jon Bon Jovi

Marriage, Wife, Secret


The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.

Michael Jordan

Motivational, Basketball, Loyalty


My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

Winston Churchill

Love, Life, Anniversary


Jack Benny quote: My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not…My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

Jack Benny

Love, Funny, Relationship


It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.

Rodney Dangerfield

Marriage, Dog, Couple


My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

Love, Funny, Life


I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.

Patrick Murray

Love, Funny, Marriage


Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.

Andrew Jackson

Marriage, Wife, Heaven


I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Rodney Dangerfield

Funny, Marriage, Hilarious


What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility.

Leo Tolstoy

Relationship, Marriage, Wedding


Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.

Zig Ziglar

Inspirational, Funny, Life


When a wife has a good husband, it is easily seen on her face.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Marriage, Husband, Wife


Robert Anderson quote: In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce…
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.

Robert Anderson

Love, Inspirational, Anniversary


It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

Jane Austen

Inspirational, Funny, Relationship


Homer quote: There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye…
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

Homer

Love, Marriage, Wedding


Martin Luther quote: There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than…
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.

Martin Luther

Love, Friendship, Relationship


If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you’d have a hell of a lot of overlapping.

Mignon McLaughlin

Love, Anniversary, Marriage


Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years.

Simone Signoret

Love, Anniversary, Marriage


One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.

Judith Viorst

Love, Marriage, Funny Valentines Day


Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

Mark Twain

Love, Marriage, Wedding


Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

Nancy Astor

Husband, Drinking, Beer


Most people who meet my wife quickly conclude that she is remarkable. They are right about this. She is smart, funny and thoroughly charming… Often, after hearing her speak at some function or working with her on a project, people will approach me and say something to the effect of “You know, I think the world of you, Barack, but your wife… wow!”

Barack Obama

Strong Women, Smart, Thinking


A home with a loving and loyal husband and wife is the supreme setting in which children can be reared in love and righteousness and in which the spiritual and physical needs of children can be met.

David A. Bednar

Family, Spiritual, Children


Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths

Mark Twain

Anniversary, Marriage, Wedding


My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Jimmy Durante

Inspirational, Funny, Marriage