As for his secret to staying married: “My wife tells me that if I ever
decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
Jon Bon Jovi
Marriage, Wife, Secret
The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.
Michael Jordan
Motivational, Basketball, Loyalty
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Winston Churchill
Love, Life, Anniversary
Jack Benny quote: My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not…My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Jack Benny
Love, Funny, Relationship
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield
Marriage, Dog, Couple
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
Love, Funny, Life
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.
Patrick Murray
Love, Funny, Marriage
Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.
Andrew Jackson
Marriage, Wife, Heaven
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield
Funny, Marriage, Hilarious
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility.
Leo Tolstoy
Relationship, Marriage, Wedding
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
Zig Ziglar
Inspirational, Funny, Life
When a wife has a good husband, it is easily seen on her face.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Marriage, Husband, Wife
Robert Anderson quote: In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce…
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
Robert Anderson
Love, Inspirational, Anniversary
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
Jane Austen
Inspirational, Funny, Relationship
Homer quote: There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye…
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
Homer
Love, Marriage, Wedding
Martin Luther quote: There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than…
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
Martin Luther
Love, Friendship, Relationship
If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you’d have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
Mignon McLaughlin
Love, Anniversary, Marriage
Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years.
Simone Signoret
Love, Anniversary, Marriage
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
Judith Viorst
Love, Marriage, Funny Valentines Day
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
Mark Twain
Love, Marriage, Wedding
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Nancy Astor
Husband, Drinking, Beer
Most people who meet my wife quickly conclude that she is remarkable. They are right about this. She is smart, funny and thoroughly charming… Often, after hearing her speak at some function or working with her on a project, people will approach me and say something to the effect of “You know, I think the world of you, Barack, but your wife… wow!”
Barack Obama
Strong Women, Smart, Thinking
A home with a loving and loyal husband and wife is the supreme setting in which children can be reared in love and righteousness and in which the spiritual and physical needs of children can be met.
David A. Bednar
Family, Spiritual, Children
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths
Mark Twain
Anniversary, Marriage, Wedding
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Jimmy Durante
Inspirational, Funny, Marriage
